[to the tune of the DK rap]

He-he-   here we go!

So they're finally here, optimized for you
If you know the solve you can join in too
Put your glyphs together, if you want to bond
As we take you through, this weeklies song!
Huh!

Team THE
Trotting Heart!
Them THE
also Exception!

She's two letters of the bunch, you know her well
She's finally back for cycles hell!

His hexagon solve, is spiked with pivots
If you drink it, it's gonna hit!

It's cheaper, faster, and smaller too.
It's the best-agon of T-H-E crew!
Huh!

Team THE
Trotting Heart!
Them THE
also Exception!