Based on the original, more difficult ingredient, the deep-frying convention appears to be this: grab everything possible with the gripper, ignite every salt atom, unbond and fry every bond that must be converted to a higher-energy state, and extinguish the salt once more. But the complication is this: on the way, one will discover that the terminal salt pieces of the compound cannot be unbonded without leaving disjoint atoms behind, so one must add steps to rearrange the compound, fry the bonds in the rearranged state, then de-arrange the compound and give it a second frying to complete the bonds just then remade.

Alternatively, we can skip all of that nonsense by zip-tying two molecules together with triplex bonds as mutual scaffolding, fry everything at once, then unbond the scaffolding at the end and incidentally produce two outputs for the price of one.

I think we will do that instead.

- Alchemist Kazyan, in correspondence with Alchemist Jasper