To Tien118 from Discord - I promised I'd beat you to the bottom of the ladder. Let's see if this worked! Mwahahaaaa

I spent an evening on an inefficient spreadsheet to help me translate the puzzle page, then gave up after deciphering just enough to know I'm not gonna bother getting good at it. So I made a little movie instead (...kinda like Tien does). Not for the showcase, because I thought it'd be funnier. Hope you enjoy.

Excuse the speed - I didn't calibrate for the speedup; if it gets too fast, hope it's alright.

This is one of the coolest gaming communities in my life and I love you all! Thanks for welcoming me.

-- TrottingHeart, amateur alchemist