events.critelli.technology / The Journal of Disjoint Alchemy, Volume I /

Week 1: Lead of Hermes

event ended on september 26, 2026 at 14:00 UTC

submissions

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Tien118 he/him DOUBLE DECKER CONVEYOR BELT (YES I IGNORED DISJOIN… 2/479/1440 4/479/56 september 18, 2026 at 14:55 solution file
andytampan he/him NEW SOLUTION 1 4/135/730 4/135/45 september 18, 2026 at 15:14 solution file show (19 words)
Tien118 he/him STACK MYSELF SOME ARM-Y 3/208/78 september 18, 2026 at 15:27 solution file
andytampan he/him RENAME 4/89/815 4/89/39 september 18, 2026 at 15:34 solution file
Slaith he/him I LOVE FREESPACE INSTRU- I MEAN PERIOD 60/57/380 3/57/351 september 18, 2026 at 15:36 solution file
TortugaGreen She/Her RG SPEEDSOLVE 2/152/480 4/152/31 september 18, 2026 at 17:31 solution file
TortugaGreen She/Her RG SPEEDSOLVE (Copy) 2/150/500 4/150/31 september 18, 2026 at 17:42 solution file
TortugaGreen She/Her TRIVIAL OVERLAP SOLVE september 18, 2026 at 17:59 yes solution file show (14 words)
Hoekri he/him RATE BUT ALSO PERIOD 2/234/1360 4/234/39 september 18, 2026 at 18:37 solution file
Kazyan RA SOLUTION 1 2/84/775 12/84/20 september 18, 2026 at 19:28 solution file
Kazyan PAC SOLUTION 1 18/47/235 3/47/109 september 18, 2026 at 20:07 solution file
Kazyan RA SOLUTION 2 2/70/670 8/70/19 september 18, 2026 at 20:40 solution file
TortugaGreen She/Her P4 RA 2/103/540 4/103/28 september 18, 2026 at 20:44 solution file
Zirax He JETRAGON V2 2/170/820 4/170/34 september 18, 2026 at 21:26 solution file show (7 words)
Zirax He DRAGON'S WASTED SPACE 18/45/225 3/45/109 september 18, 2026 at 21:29 solution file show (13 words)
Zirax He JETRAGON V4 2/167/860 8/167/36 september 18, 2026 at 22:41 solution file
Slaith he/him I LOVE FREESPACE INSTRU- I MEAN PERIOD 30/44/260 3/44/174 september 19, 2026 at 01:06 solution file
realcyguy he/him NEW SOLUTION 2 2/182/840 4/182/33 september 19, 2026 at 01:49 solution file
panic MERGED SOLUTION 2/150/640 4/150/26 september 19, 2026 at 02:19 solution file
panic MERGED SOLUTION 2/85/680 8/85/22 september 19, 2026 at 02:55 solution file
Toaster he/him FIRST AND LAST PERIOD SOLVE 87/241/1040 3/241/474 september 19, 2026 at 02:58 solution file show (16 words)
Kazyan PAC SOLUTION 2 18/37/190 3/37/112 september 19, 2026 at 03:22 solution file
7thZephyr they/them P2 ISN'T REAL AND CAN'T HURT ME 27/50/295 3/50/162 september 19, 2026 at 03:29 solution file
rasiermaeher ASSEMBLY LINE 4/91/710 4/91/47 september 19, 2026 at 03:47 solution file
rasiermaeher WAREHOUSE 2/200/1420 4/200/39 september 19, 2026 at 03:47 solution file
7thZephyr they/them SURE IS RATE 2/122/665 16/122/24 september 19, 2026 at 03:53 solution file
7thZephyr they/them SURE IS RATE 2/110/750 16/110/24 september 19, 2026 at 04:02 solution file
realcyguy he/him NEW SOLUTION 3 (Copy) (Copy) 6/138/380 3/138/54 september 19, 2026 at 07:12 solution file
Slaith he/him YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT, BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK ALCHEMI… 2/142/1050 72/142/32 september 19, 2026 at 13:30 solution file
Sockboy He MAGICWANDS 36/100/555 3/100/272 september 19, 2026 at 17:00 solution file
7thZephyr they/them P2 ISN'T REAL AND CAN'T HURT ME 24/46/390 3/46/144 september 19, 2026 at 17:20 solution file
Zirax He EIDROLON 18/38/175 3/38/116 september 19, 2026 at 17:53 solution file show (1 word)
Zirax He EIDROLON V3 18/37/210 3/37/113 september 19, 2026 at 18:23 solution file show (1 word)
TortugaGreen She/Her TI MEMESOLVE september 19, 2026 at 20:10 yes solution file show (28 words)
tunnelvision he/him PERIOD (Copy) (Copy) 18/42/285 3/42/113 september 19, 2026 at 20:13 solution file
panic RA 82 2/82/735 8/82/21 september 19, 2026 at 21:17 solution file
Awfulbananas He/Him P3 V1 42/65/300 3/65/237 september 19, 2026 at 22:09 solution file show (33 words)
Dark_Brick he/him ITS LIKE YOURE NOT EVEN TRYING TO TORMENT HERE 129/111/365 3/111/759 september 19, 2026 at 22:43 solution file
tunnelvision he/him PERIOD 18/40/280 3/40/104 september 20, 2026 at 02:50 solution file
tunnelvision he/him PERIOD 18/39/280 3/39/104 september 20, 2026 at 02:56 solution file
tunnelvision he/him PERIOD 18/37/265 3/37/104 september 20, 2026 at 03:08 solution file
realcyguy he/him NEW SOLUTION 3 (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) 18/63/240 3/63/114 september 20, 2026 at 03:54 solution file
realcyguy he/him NEW SOLUTION 3 (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) 18/57/365 3/57/111 september 20, 2026 at 04:23 solution file
realcyguy he/him AREA 51 18/51/290 3/51/111 september 20, 2026 at 04:31 solution file
Kazyan SIX SEVEN 2/67/685 8/67/20 september 20, 2026 at 04:32 solution file
realcyguy he/him AREA 51 18/51/290 3/51/111 september 20, 2026 at 04:40 solution file
Kazyan PAC SOLUTION 3 18/36/195 3/36/113 september 20, 2026 at 04:43 solution file
Chixen ROAR SHACK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT 2/96/800 4/96/28 september 20, 2026 at 04:47 solution file show (62 words)
Chixen BEAN BUDDY 48/46/240 3/46/276 september 20, 2026 at 04:57 solution file show (80 words)
realcyguy he/him RA98 2/98/665 8/98/24 september 20, 2026 at 05:38 solution file
Sockboy He BICAMERAL 2/153/740 16/153/23 september 20, 2026 at 06:19 solution file
Tien118 he/him DON'T WE LOVE OVERLAP :3 september 20, 2026 at 12:55 yes solution file
SoeoS they/them 660 18/41/660 3/41/111 september 20, 2026 at 14:30 solution file show (33 words)
Villager_2 He/Him NEW SOLUTION 1 159/132/425 3/132/897 september 20, 2026 at 15:46 solution file show (9 words)
Awesomeguy22 he/him PAC 18/62/300 3/62/114 september 20, 2026 at 16:06 solution file
Awesomeguy22 he/him THE LONG WAY ROUND 2/179/1690 8/178/38 september 20, 2026 at 16:07 solution file
Mel She/Her WHAT AWAITS BUT A GRIZZLY FATE WHEN YOU GRIND THE … 18/41/265 3/41/109 september 20, 2026 at 19:35 solution file show (56 words)
tunnelvision he/him PERIOD 18/34/190 3/34/107 september 20, 2026 at 20:35 solution file
Alchemist Cobaline baah IDK I MADE THIS IN 5 MINS, I HOPE IT DOES WELL 4/109/350 4/109/43 september 20, 2026 at 23:33 solution file show (7 words)
7thZephyr they/them C IS FOR 2/102/795 16/102/25 september 21, 2026 at 02:08 solution file
Adamanti any CLEVER SOLUTION NAME 6/46/240 6/46/41 september 21, 2026 at 03:43 solution file
Shaevor he/him RAG TIME 1.0 2/132/620 4/132/23 september 21, 2026 at 14:45 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 1.0 90/119/650 3/119/474 september 21, 2026 at 15:36 solution file
Mel She/Her HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE. 2/156/1020 4/156/28 september 21, 2026 at 15:41 solution file show (17 words)
UltraShortPulse RATE 1 3.5/96/480 7/96/28 september 21, 2026 at 15:55 solution file
UltraShortPulse PERIOD 1 4/142/430 4/142/46 september 21, 2026 at 16:03 solution file
Zuule he/him MIN R, MAX A 2/463/1585 8/461/36 september 21, 2026 at 17:38 solution file
Shiinoe he/him RETURN OF THE BALL BENDERS 18/36/190 3/36/114 september 21, 2026 at 19:08 solution file
SoeoS they/them 635 18/40/635 3/40/111 september 21, 2026 at 19:14 solution file show (17 words)
UltraShortPulse RATE 2 2/292/1460 4/292/29 september 21, 2026 at 19:54 solution file
Shiinoe he/him RBA 2/86/650 4/86/26 september 21, 2026 at 20:31 solution file
Shaevor he/him RAG TIME 2.3 (HEX ARMS) 2/128/620 4/128/28 september 21, 2026 at 20:51 solution file
The Book Wyrm They/them P3, 46A 18/46/260 3/46/112 september 21, 2026 at 21:30 solution file
Shaevor he/him RAG TIME 3.0 2/107/660 4/107/23 september 21, 2026 at 21:30 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 2.0 18/102/210 3/102/107 september 21, 2026 at 21:48 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 2.1 18/77/210 3/77/107 september 21, 2026 at 22:00 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 3.2 18/60/260 3/60/111 september 21, 2026 at 22:58 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 3.3 18/58/260 3/58/111 september 21, 2026 at 23:35 solution file
Awfulbananas He/Him MERGED SOLUTION 2/200/890 8/200/26 september 21, 2026 at 23:39 solution file show (13 words)
TortugaGreen She/Her FREESPACE I + HELPER ARMS 138/127/470 3/127/789 september 21, 2026 at 23:41 solution file show (10 words)
TortugaGreen She/Her WHY USE TWO ARM WHEN ONE ARM DO TRICK 138/113/410 3/113/816 september 21, 2026 at 23:54 solution file
TortugaGreen She/Her WHY USE TWO ARM WHEN ONE ARM DO TRICK 138/111/410 3/111/816 september 22, 2026 at 00:01 solution file
TortugaGreen She/Her ON REFLECTION, 3I FREESPACE I IS PRETTY PLEASANT. 99/102/345 3/102/582 september 22, 2026 at 00:23 solution file
Awfulbananas He/Him MIN R <100 A 2/97/770 24/97/23 september 22, 2026 at 01:29 solution file
Kazyan PAC SOLUTION 3 18/36/195 3/36/112 september 22, 2026 at 01:42 solution file
Toaster he/him A SECOND-RATE SOLVE 2/125/960 4/125/27 september 22, 2026 at 02:40 solution file show (5 words)
Chixen THE RECALCULATED AREA SOLVE (I TOLD YOU SO) september 22, 2026 at 03:23 yes solution file show (57 words)
Fran He RATE 1 2/878/2940 16/872/53 september 22, 2026 at 03:25 solution file
Fran He RATE 1 2/878/2940 16/872/53 september 22, 2026 at 03:27 solution file
Fran He RATE 2 2/876/2940 16/872/53 september 22, 2026 at 03:38 solution file
Vaxerian he/him EFFICIENT DECONSTRUCTION 18/36/195 3/36/112 september 22, 2026 at 11:57 solution file show (37 words)
The Book Wyrm They/them RATE SOLVE 2/112/700 4/112/24 september 22, 2026 at 12:03 solution file
Hoekri he/him NEW SOLUTION 1 90/158/775 3/158/483 september 22, 2026 at 15:29 solution file
Awfulbananas He/Him P3 V2 48/48/280 3/48/288 september 22, 2026 at 18:34 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 4.1 18/56/230 3/56/116 september 22, 2026 at 20:52 solution file
Fran He PAC 1 36/65/275 3/65/206 september 22, 2026 at 21:22 solution file
Fran He PAC 2 36/65/275 3/65/206 september 22, 2026 at 21:24 solution file
Fran He PAC 3 18/65/315 3/65/116 september 22, 2026 at 21:27 solution file
Mel She/Her WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD F… september 22, 2026 at 23:02 yes solution file show (26 words)
bartamis 2R86A 2/86/620 4/86/21 september 23, 2026 at 01:24 solution file
bartamis P339 36/39/240 3/39/207 september 23, 2026 at 02:58 solution file
andytampan he/him NEW SOLUTION 5 4/61/370 4/61/35 september 23, 2026 at 06:16 solution file
Vaxerian he/him AREA 76 2/76/800 8/76/22 september 23, 2026 at 06:18 solution file show (27 words)
andytampan he/him AND LIKE CLOCKWORK, ELEGIES REPEAT IN SEASON 4/47/320 4/47/32 september 23, 2026 at 06:31 solution file
andytampan he/him RATE SOLVE 2/141/790 4/141/27 september 23, 2026 at 07:15 solution file
7thZephyr they/them SO MUCH FOR SYMMETRY 2/83/600 4/83/23 september 23, 2026 at 08:09 solution file
realcyguy he/him RA92 2/92/670 8/92/23 september 23, 2026 at 08:11 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 4.4 18/53/255 3/53/107 september 23, 2026 at 21:09 solution file
realcyguy he/him RA85 2/85/640 8/85/24 september 23, 2026 at 22:05 solution file show (4 words)
realcyguy he/him EVIL TRACK LOOP 18/38/270 3/38/111 september 23, 2026 at 22:34 solution file
Shaevor he/him PAC MAN 5.1 18/47/315 3/47/111 september 24, 2026 at 00:29 solution file
Lilia She/They P3 42A 18/42/265 3/42/120 september 24, 2026 at 13:01 solution file show (23 words)
Lilia She/They MIN R 87A 2/87/655 8/87/20 september 24, 2026 at 13:01 solution file show (37 words)
Zirax He JETRAGON V5 2/123/1035 6/122/29 september 24, 2026 at 22:27 solution file show (3 words)
bartamis R2A72 2/72/700 4/72/21 september 25, 2026 at 00:27 solution file
Zirax He JETRAGON V6 2/117/1060 6/117/26 september 25, 2026 at 00:50 solution file show (1 word)
Zirax He JETRAGON V6.1 2/117/985 6/117/26 september 25, 2026 at 00:57 solution file show (1 word)
bartamis 38A 36/38/250 3/38/205 september 25, 2026 at 01:28 solution file
Zirax He JETRAGON V7 2/102/885 6/102/23 september 25, 2026 at 02:41 solution file show (1 word)
Vaxerian he/him OVERLAP CA 6/7 september 25, 2026 at 06:32 yes solution file
NonbinaryCoder xe/they I DON'T HAVE TIME TO OPTIMIZE BOTH METRICS 2/249/970 4/249/29 september 25, 2026 at 14:49 solution file
NonbinaryCoder xe/they I DON'T HAVE TIME TO OPTIMIZE BOTH METRICS 2/249/970 4/249/29 september 25, 2026 at 14:51 solution file show (56 words)
Olivia Juliet she/her A MEDIOCRE RATE SOLVE 2/145/970 6/145/29 september 25, 2026 at 16:01 solution file
Olivia Juliet she/her MINIMUM PERIOD, MEDIUM AREA 36/55/300 3/55/225 september 25, 2026 at 16:01 solution file
SoeoS they/them QUICK AND DIRTY RATE MACHINE 2/168/840 4/168/24 september 25, 2026 at 16:10 solution file show (20 words)
SoeoS they/them FOR SAFETY REASONS PLEASE LEAVE AT LEAST ONE HEX A… 2/106/850 8/106/23 september 25, 2026 at 21:07 solution file show (16 words)
The Book Wyrm They/them OBLIGATORY OVERLAP SOLVE september 25, 2026 at 22:41 yes solution file show (21 words)
The Book Wyrm They/them P3, 40A!! 18/40/230 3/40/109 september 25, 2026 at 22:43 solution file show (4 words)
The Book Wyrm They/them UNDER 100!! 2/96/670 4/96/24 september 25, 2026 at 22:46 solution file show (18 words)
Slaith he/him BUTTERFLY 2/108/865 24/108/24 september 25, 2026 at 23:46 solution file
andytampan he/him SOB 18/157/270 3/157/117 september 26, 2026 at 00:25 solution file
andytampan he/him SOB 18/157/270 3/157/115 september 26, 2026 at 00:28 solution file
mr_puzzel BUSY BUSY PROJECTORS 2/86/730 8/86/21 september 26, 2026 at 06:22 solution file
mr_puzzel PERIOD-TAL LOBE 18/40/225 3/40/111 september 26, 2026 at 06:22 solution file
Vaxerian he/him OSUM september 26, 2026 at 08:45 yes solution file
Zirax He EIDROLON V5 18/37/180 3/37/113 september 26, 2026 at 13:27 solution file show (27 words)

**unique submitters (35):** 7thZephyr, Adamanti, Alchemist Cobaline, andytampan, Awesomeguy22, Awfulbananas, bartamis, Chixen, Dark_Brick, Fran, Hoekri, Kazyan, Lilia, Mel, mr_puzzel, NonbinaryCoder, Olivia Juliet, panic, rasiermaeher, realcyguy, Shaevor, Shiinoe, Slaith, Sockboy, SoeoS, The Book Wyrm, Tien118, Toaster, TortugaGreen, tunnelvision, UltraShortPulse, Vaxerian, Villager_2, Zirax, Zuule

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